Is this where I sign into the fandom?
HA, I see you have a ship!
I have one too!
They’re very non-canon and…
#I READ THIS IN HER MAN VOICE
All right, Tumblr. I admit it.
You win this round.
making pancakes has led to the discovery that I can form this particular apron into a perfect Nun outfit
how do you solve a problem like-
MARIA GET YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN FROM THAT HILL AND STOP SINGING
THE FUCKING EVENING MASS AIN’T GONNA DO ITSELF HO
Here’s my theory. The Harry Potter trio are actually representations of the other houses. Hermione is Ravenclaw. Ron is Hufflepuff. Harry is Slytheryn. They’re all in Gryffindor because they asked. In fact, everyone in that house could have been in another house if they hadn’t asked to be in Gryffindor. You have be ask to be in Gryffindor because their most defining feature is bravery and anyone can choose to be brave.
I fuck with your theory, marry me.